They did ask me to do 'Dancing With The Stars;' I said I can do one show, but on that show you have to come up with a new number every week, and I told them that I think I'm a little past that stage.

I like 'The Office.' I particularly like the British version with Ricky Gervais. Of course, I liked the 'Seinfeld' show a lot. I thought that was an awfully good show.

I've retired so many times now it's getting to be a habit.

I always loved to dance, but I never had a clue what I was doing.

But I wish they would make a musical of some kind. I miss musicals so much. You don't see them anymore.

Today, if you're not an alcoholic, you're nobody.

There's a lot of very funny people I'd love to work with that I've never met, of course. I love Steve Martin and Jim Carrey.