I've retired so many times now it's getting to be a habit.

I decided, when I started having kids, that I'd try not to do anything that I wouldn't be proud for them to see. I've kind of stuck with that, and I don't regret that at all, although I've lost money and passed up a lot of projects because of it. But I feel good about that.

I can't work with my brother without laughing.

Anyone who doesn't sing and dance at every opportunity is missing out on the joy of life.

You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.

[My mother] once cooked a ham and later found it in my father's shirt drawer. I am not kidding.

I worked nightclubs all through my 20s, and I was a teetotaler.