I married somebody half my age, and everybody thought I was crazy, but she is just an absolute angel.
Dick Van DykeI have also heard and read various accounts of why they [Sheldon Leonard and Carl Reiner] liked me. My favorites? I wasn't too good-looking, I walked a little funny, and I was basically kind of average and ordinary. I guess my lack of perfection turned out to be a winning hand. Let that be a lesson for future generations.
Dick Van DykeYou're going to die. That's going to happen. What matters is what you do with your time before you get flushed out.
Dick Van DykeYou need someone to love, and something to do that you enjoy, and something to hope for, and that's enough for me.
Dick Van Dyke