So I think we're kind of an alternate choice for people who have had it with sex and violence.

I always loved to dance, but I never had a clue what I was doing.

Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'll likely not see another like him.

I cannot tell you what it means when children recognize. This is about the third generation for me. And when kids that small recognize me, it really pleases me, very gratifying.

It means you never know what's going to happen,' I said. 'You do your best, then take your chances. Everything else is beyond our control.

But once we got on the air, everybody except Morey Amsterdam pretty much stuck to the script.

Today, with the subject matter that's around politically, and internationally and everything, I think Carl Reiner would have a ball. I think the format should stay the same. I'd sure love to see him dealing with it today.