I just think everyone needs their own private space.

I worked nightclubs all through my 20s, and I was a teetotaler.

When I started having kids, I thought, 'I don't want to do anything they can't watch.'

I had an uncle who had a car with a rumble seat, and I used to love to ride in that thing. I mentioned this to some kids, and they were like, "What are you even talking about?"

There aren't many pratfalls in comedy anymore.

I've got plenty of arthritis. But if you keep moving, it won't bother you that much. That's why old guys stiffen up. They forget they have to get out of their chairs and do something. You let the moss grow over, it's your own fault.

Today, with the subject matter that's around politically, and internationally and everything, I think Carl Reiner would have a ball. I think the format should stay the same. I'd sure love to see him dealing with it today.