Once I got a job singing and dancing, a reasonable person might think, "Maybe I should learn how to do this." But no, I never did.
Dick Van DykeSo at 16 I got a job at the local radio station. And I was working after school and weekends. I did the news; I did everything. I did - played records.
Dick Van DykeI was a 'Laurel and Hardy' nut. I got to know Laurel at the end of his life, and it was a great thrill for me. He left me his bow tie and derby and told me that if they ever made a movie about him, he'd want me to play him.
Dick Van DykeWhen I started having kids, I thought, 'I don't want to do anything they can't watch.'
Dick Van Dyke