In the best of all worlds, the producers would take some responsibility for the kinds of things they're putting out. Unfortunately, they don't.

I've been talking about retiring for years. It's my standard answer to the question, 'What are your future plans?' The truth is, I'll always want to do things that are worthwhile or fun.

I'm really in retirement. My career is over. I'm just playing now and having a great time. I like to keep busy, and I'm doing what's fun for me.

There's a lot of very funny people I'd love to work with that I've never met, of course. I love Steve Martin and Jim Carrey.

Carl Reiner particularly as a writer, a terrific writer. He's just turning out things.

There are people with their iPads are taking pictures so much that they're not experiencing the moment. They go home and look at the pictures later.

You have to be able to laugh at yourself. Attitude is almost more important than what happens to you.