In my seventies, I exercised to stay ambulatory. In my eighties, I exercise to avoid assisted living.

I found out retirement means playing golf, or I don't know what the hell it means. But to me, retirement means doing what you have fun doing.

Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and really get him mad.

I don't have any children; I have four middle-aged people.

We spent a lot of time together and had a great time with Mary Tyler Moore. And just working with her was like improv.

My brother and I laughed a lot as kids. We came up in the middle of the Depression, and neither one of us knew we were poor. We had nothing, but we didn't know it.

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.