When I was a kid, I had ambitions for being a television announcer, which was before television took off, you know, in the late 40s. And just through necessity, going out looking for work, I was starting to sing, and dance, and act, and I never expected to do that, nor to have any success at it at least.

The secret to keeping moving is keeping moving.

I sing and dance. That's my job.

Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and really get him mad.

[My mother] once cooked a ham and later found it in my father's shirt drawer. I am not kidding.

Emotionally I'm about 13.

I've retired so many times now it's getting to be a habit.