I found out retirement means playing golf, or I don't know what the hell it means. But to me, retirement means doing what you have fun doing.

Probably one of the happiest moments, outside the birth of all of my kids, was the first time we won an Emmy, that the show won an Emmy. That was a big night.

If you spend your life thinking, "I wonder if today is when it ends," you're going to miss out on everything wonderful.

In my seventies, I exercised to stay ambulatory. In my eighties, I exercise to avoid assisted living.

Today, if you're not an alcoholic, you're nobody.

Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and really get him mad.

I would love to be Moses.