Somebody asked what I wanted on my gravestone. I'm just going to put: 'Glad I Could Help.'

I've had a lot of writers, in particular, who said they got into writing because of the 'Van Dyke Show.' They said it looked like fun.

So I think we're kind of an alternate choice for people who have had it with sex and violence.

I'm not a loner. I have to have a life partner.

There are people with their iPads are taking pictures so much that they're not experiencing the moment. They go home and look at the pictures later.

I found out retirement means playing golf, or I don't know what the hell it means. But to me, retirement means doing what you have fun doing.

I had an uncle who had a car with a rumble seat, and I used to love to ride in that thing. I mentioned this to some kids, and they were like, "What are you even talking about?"