If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate.
I do not know whether there are gods, but there ought to be.
Wise kings generally have wise counselors; and he must be a wise man himself who is capable of distinguishing one.
Aristotle was once asked what those who tell lies gain by it. Said he - That when they speak truth they are not believed.
We are more curious about the meaning of dreams than about things we see when awake.
One original thought is worth a thousand mindless quotings