When asked what was the proper time for supper: If you are a rich man, whenever you please; and if you are a poor man, whenever you can.

To arrive at perfection, a man should have very sincere friends or inveterate enemies; because he would be made sensible of his good or ill conduct, either by the censures of the one or the admonitions of the other.

The question was put to him, what hope is; and his answer was, "The dream of a waking man."

The foundation of every state is the education of its youth.

I am looking for a human.

I pissed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised?

Dogs and philosophers do the greatest good and get the fewest rewards.