When asked what was the proper time for supper: If you are a rich man, whenever you please; and if you are a poor man, whenever you can.

Education gives sobriety to the young, comfort to the old, riches to the poor and is an ornament to the rich.

Democritus says, "But we know nothing really; for truth lies deep down".

There is only a finger's difference between a wise man and a fool.

If I lack awareness, then why should I care what happens to me when I am dead?

If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate.

Boasting, like gilded armour, is very different inside from outside.