Wise kings generally have wise counselors; and he must be a wise man himself who is capable of distinguishing one.

People who talk well but do nothing are like musical intruments; the sound is all they have to offer.

The Sun visits cesspools without being defiled.

If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate.

Chilo advised, "not to speak evil of the dead."

I am called a dog because I fawn on those who give me anything, I yelp at those who refuse, and I set my teeth in rascals.

I pissed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised?