I ain't what I used to be, but who the hell is?

Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss?

If Satch (Paige) and I were pitching on the same team, we would clinch the pennant by July fourth and go fishing until World Series time.

I can't tell you why there's a delay, but stick your head out of the window and you'll know why.

I was blessed with a strong arm and a weak mind.

The Cards had one pitcher who won fourteen straight games in a period of twenty-four days. Then when he lost his fifteenth game 1-0, his manager fined him fifty bucks.

Mr. Rickey, I'll put more people in the park than anybody since Babe Ruth.