I ain't what I used to be, but who the hell is?

I'd get me a bunch of bats and balls and sneak me a couple of umpires and learn them kids behind the Iron Curtain how to tote a bat and play baseball.

All ballplayers want to wind up their careers with the Cubs, Giants or Yankees. They just can't help it.

I was blessed with a strong arm and a weak mind.

If Satch (Paige) and I were pitching on the same team, we would clinch the pennant by July fourth and go fishing until World Series time.

The Cards had one pitcher who won fourteen straight games in a period of twenty-four days. Then when he lost his fifteenth game 1-0, his manager fined him fifty bucks.

Practice, work hard and give it everything you've got.