If Satch (Paige) and I were pitching on the same team, we would clinch the pennant by July fourth and go fishing until World Series time.

If Satch (Paige) and I were pitching on the same team, we would clinch the pennant by July fourth and go fishing until World Series time.

Anybody who's ever had the privilege of seeing me play knows that I am the greatest pitcher in the world.

The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.

I can't tell you why there's a delay, but stick your head out of the window and you'll know why.

If you can do it, it ain't braggin'... it's a matter of self-confidence. I got where I did because I wasn't no shrinking violet.

I ain't what I used to be, but who the hell is?