Let the teachers learn the kids English. Ol' Diz will learn the kids baseball.

The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.

I was blessed with a strong arm and a weak mind.

It puzzles me how they know what corners are good for filling stations. Just how did they know gas and oil was under there?

He (Bill Terry) once hit a ball between my legs so hard that my center-fielder caught it on the fly backing up against the wall.

I never keep a scorecard or the batting averages. I hate statistics. What I got to know, I keep in my head.

Why, they shot the wrong McKinley!