Let the teachers learn the kids English. Ol' Diz will learn the kids baseball.

Let the teachers teach English and I will teach baseball. There is a lot of people in the United States who say isn't, and they ain't eating.

If Satch (Paige) and I were pitching on the same team, we would clinch the pennant by July fourth and go fishing until World Series time.

I ain't what I used to be, but who the hell is?

All ballplayers want to wind up their careers with the Cubs, Giants or Yankees. They just can't help it.

Why, they shot the wrong McKinley!

It ain't braggin' if you really done it.