It ain't braggin' if you really done it.

A lot of folks that ain't saying 'ain't,' ain't eating.

Fans, don't fail to miss tomorrow's game.

Me and Paul (Dean) will probably win forty games (they won forty-nine).

If Satch (Paige) and I were pitching on the same team, we would clinch the pennant by July fourth and go fishing until World Series time.

The dumber a pitcher is, the better. When he gets smart and begins to experiment with a lot of different pitches, he's in trouble. All I ever had was a fastball, a curve and a changeup and I did pretty good.

The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.