The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.
The good Lord was good to me. He gave me a strong body, a good right arm, and a weak mind.
I ain't what I used to be, but who the hell is?
Heck, if anybody told me I was setting a record (strikeouts in a game on July 30, 1933) I'd of got me some more strikeouts.
It ain't braggin' if you really done it.
Why, they shot the wrong McKinley!