I think I would just get bored to be honest. Ask any human being if they want to stay in exactly the same job for thirty years they say "No!" The ultimate cliché, 'Variety is the spice of life', is sadly true.

Standup is tough; if you are going through a hard period in your life, it is very hard to get up in front of people and be the happy guy in the room.

No wonder this circuit failed. It says 'Made in Japan'.

I got into music via the competitions; the first time I ever performed was in a kind of rap battle, competing for money.

Your future is whatever you make it, so make it a good one

There is only one thing that could make me near homicidal. Yeah - this is called My Proper Tea.

I don't have the desire to be the best standup in the UK but I do have the desire to be the best at everything else I do in terms of writing and acting.