I just love the subversion of dialogue in sitcoms, stand-up is monologue and that is entertaining for a lot of people but personally I find it a bit trying, which is a weird thing to say as a stand-up! I love people aping normal conversation and twisting it so it becomes hilarious.

Trying to be funny is one of the hardest things on the planet. I think that's tough for everyone. If you're just naturally funny it's a hell of a lot easier.

There is only one thing that could make me near homicidal. Yeah - this is called My Proper Tea.

With this kind of camera-phone madness we have got, moments are diluted into self-contained edited experiences.

I got into music via the competitions; the first time I ever performed was in a kind of rap battle, competing for money.

Your future is whatever you make it, so make it a good one

No wonder this circuit failed. It says 'Made in Japan'.