I respect anyone who's honest to themselves and able to bring that into their work in an entertaining fashion.

No wonder this circuit failed. It says 'Made in Japan'.

I'm proud of most of the stuff I've put out and I hope my kids will look at it long after I'm gone and go, "hey, Daddy was cool once!"

Trying to be funny is one of the hardest things on the planet. I think that's tough for everyone. If you're just naturally funny it's a hell of a lot easier.

If you are successful because of Hip Hop, which I am, then you have to recognize that Hip Hop is nothing if not a product of the street, therefore you have to give something back.

In show business, never underestimate the power of saying "no".

I'm sure that in 1985, plutonium is available in every corner drugstore, but in 1955, it's a little hard to come by.