No wonder this circuit failed. It says 'Made in Japan'.

In show business, never underestimate the power of saying "no".

I'm sure that in 1985, plutonium is available in every corner drugstore, but in 1955, it's a little hard to come by.

You really come to life on stage but outside - this is a bit of a sad clown cliché - there is that element of loneliness you get from travelling and being on the road. Stand-ups can bring a lot of that to a dramatic role and make it work for them.

Your future is whatever you make it, so make it a good one

There is only one thing that could make me near homicidal. Yeah - this is called My Proper Tea.

I think I would just get bored to be honest. Ask any human being if they want to stay in exactly the same job for thirty years they say "No!" The ultimate cliché, 'Variety is the spice of life', is sadly true.