I'll bring my grits when I travel, because I get so hungry on the road.

If you're feeling low, don't despair. The sun has a sinking spell every night, but it comes back up every morning.

I listen to my old records and I think, 'How did I ever get on the radio?'

God made me the way that I am and it’s my business to be true to that.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

Nobody can ever make enough money for as many poor relatives as I've got. Somebody's got a sick kid, or somebody needs an operation, somebody ain't got this, somebody ain't got that. Or to give the kids all a car when they graduate.

All these fine Christian-type people that seem to think they know what God wants for all of us, that's certainly more of a sin then anything they would claim about us. To judge people is one of the greatest sins.