Time marches on and sooner or later you realize it is marching across your face.
You don't need to buy expensive cosmetics; almost anything will do if you know how to apply it.
Writing's just as natural to me as getting up and cooking breakfast.
I do have a lot of gays in my family now, but some will never come out.
I'm very short, so I just have to watch my weight because I have a big appetite.
I know some of the best Dolly Parton jokes. I made 'em up myself.