I have a strict policy that nobody cries alone in my presence.
Depression runs in my family on both sides, and I have to be wary.
I have been asked to pose for Penthouse on my hundredth birthday. Everybody is going to be sorry.
I don't have maids or servants, and my husband and I love waking up early and going to the 24-hour supermarket when there is nobody else there.
I may look fake but I'm real where it counts.
Find out what you are, then do it on purpose