I have been asked to pose for Penthouse on my hundredth birthday. Everybody is going to be sorry.

Don't judge me by the cover, 'cause I'm a real good book.

Unless you have spent your life doing something, you are not likely to be successful, so always partner with people who are smarter than you.

You're no Elvis Presley, I'm no Marilyn Monroe, but I do think you're sexy, just thought I'd tell you so.

I'm one of those people that if its something to eat I'm going to eat the whole thing, If I'm going to be in love I'm going to love you all the way and if my heart's broken, it's just shattered all to pieces.

I think god gave us talent because he screwed up our hair

You can't really make people be any different than what they are.