I have been asked to pose for Penthouse on my hundredth birthday. Everybody is going to be sorry.

Our own freewill, to choose the paths we take, no greater deed could ever be done than for another's sake.

Years ago when I first started being a big star I had fans that were fanatical. It was when "Jolene" was a big hit.

Songwriting is my way of channeling my feelings and my thoughts. Not just mine, but the things I see, the people I care about. My head would explode if I didn't get some of that stuff out.

It took me years to eat a lot of shellfish. I was probably 20 years old before I had even seen a shrimp cocktail. I like oysters, but fried.

Smile, it increases you face value.

I've done everything every fat person ever has. I've tried every diet.