I know some of the best Dolly Parton jokes. I made 'em up myself.
If I see something sagging, dragging and bagging, I’ll get it nip, tucked, sucked or plucked.
I didn't know any gay people in my childhood.
I've never been pregnant, so I just feel God didn't mean for me to have kids so that everybody else's children could be mine.
I wear make-up, and it gets a little bit thicker every year.
Sometimes when I'm under pressure, if I think somebody is expecting stuff from me, I'll do better than if I was just left on my own. I can sit down - I'm a skilled writer, I've been doing it all my life - and I can get down to it.