Goodbye- please don't cry/we both know that I'm not what you need. But I will always love you.

I don't judge. I'm not God. We're supposed to be less judgmental and accept and be kind and love one another.

You don't need to buy expensive cosmetics; almost anything will do if you know how to apply it.

A positive attitude and a sense of humor go together like biscuits and gravy.

The secret to a long marriage is to stay gone.

That's the great thing about a sense of humor and a sex drive, you can't wait to share it with everybody else.

I've enjoyed all the parts of my career.