I have just one tube of lipstick, but it's as big as a can of hairspray.
If I'd married someone in show business, there'd be too much competition.
I'd love to do a duet, always wanted to work with Madonna, but she never asked.
I have a good attitude. And I was born with a happy heart. I'm always looking for things to be better.
If people think I'm a dumb blonde, because of the way I look, then they're dumber than they think I am. If people think I'm not very deep because of my wigs and outfits, then they're not very deep.
I know some of the best Dolly Parton jokes. I made 'em up myself.