First thing I do in the morning, after I have my breakfast and do my spiritual work, is put on my makeup and fix my hair, and I can do my makeup in 15 minutes.

I don't have maids or servants, and my husband and I love waking up early and going to the 24-hour supermarket when there is nobody else there.

My husband said 'show me your boobs' and I had to pull up my skirt... so it was time to get them done!

I'll oil wells love you. I'll oil wells care. I'll oil wells need you. I want you oil wells dear.

I know some of the best Dolly Parton jokes. I made 'em up myself.

I embrace everybody for who and what they are.

I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out.