I thank God for my failures. Maybe not at the time but after some reflection. I never feel like a failure just because something I tried has failed.

I was always a junk food person, still am.

You can't really make people be any different than what they are.

Every seven years, I sit down and make a whole new plan.

If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words.

If I could get their attention long enough, I felt they would see beneath the boobs and find the heart, and that they would see beneath the wig and find the brains. I think one big part of whatever appeal I possess is the fact that I look totally one way and that I am totally another. I look artificial, but I'm not.

Poor little Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan... If those little girls slept with as many men as they say in the tabloids, why their little butts would have more fingerprints than the FBI! I kinda feel sorry for them. We should give those two a break.