I've tried different things through the years to get some play on mainstream. I'll try to tailor-make it.

I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz don't mean you ain't a peach.

Wouldn't it be something if we could have things we love in abudance without their losing that special attraction the want of them held for us.

I count my blessings far more than I count my money.

If there's something bothering me in the business end of things with people I work with, I just say it right out.

I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it.

Understanding isn't learned from punishment and anger. An iron has no gentle touch, and love ain't learned from hate.