Every day I pray about all I do.

If people think I'm a dumb blonde, because of the way I look, then they're dumber than they think I am. If people think I'm not very deep because of my wigs and outfits, then they're not very deep.

If teardrops were pennies and heartaches were gold, I'd have all the treasures my pockets could hold.

Truth is, I wouldn't know a gigabyte from a snakebite.

Hello God, if we are still on speaking terms, can you help me?

I couldn't have children, I tried to for years. I've never been pregnant in my life. When I was a girl and fooling around I was scared to death I'd get pregnant, and then when I got married and wanted to have children I couldn't have any. But I don't miss it. I did for awhile, but I realize that I am everybody's mother.

I think that I'm perfect.