Hello God, if we are still on speaking terms, can you help me?

I have two favorite colors - white and yellow. White makes me feel light and airy. Yellow makes me happy.

I'm comfortable in my own skin, no matter how far it's stretched. Ha ha.

Smile, it increases you face value.

I do wear wigs. ... I sometimes make the joke about me standing on a hilltop with my hair blowing in the wind - and me too proud to run after it.

After Momma gave birth to twelve of us kids, we put her up on a pedestal. It was mostly to keep Daddy away from her.

Here you come again, looking better than a body has a right to.