I listen to my old records and I think, 'How did I ever get on the radio?'

I think everyone should be with who they love. I don't want to be controversial or stir up a bunch of trouble but people are going to love who they are going to love. I think gay couples should be allowed to marry. They should suffer just like us heterosexuals. Ha ha ha!

You're no Elvis Presley, I'm no Marilyn Monroe, but I do think you're sexy, just thought I'd tell you so.

I'll never graduate from collagen.

A tree reaches below the surface to gather strength for stargazing.

Some things are strange to me, and some things are odd. But I don't condemn. If you can accept me, I can accept you.

My fat never made me less money.