My fat never made me less money.
A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.
I like to buy clothes that are two sizes too small and then take them in a little.
My husband and I had to raise five of my younger brothers and sisters. They lived with us. We sent them to school.
I think gay couples should be allowed to marry. They should suffer just like us heterosexuals.
[On being overweight:] If I tried to haul ass, I would have to make two trips.