I think the fact that I look totally artificial, but I am totally real, has its own kind of magic in it.
Dolly PartonThe only way I'd be caught without makeup is if my radio fell in the bathtub while I was taking a bath and electrocuted me and I was in between makeup at home. I hope my husband would slap a little lipstick on me before he took me to the morgue.
Dolly Parton