That's the great thing about a sense of humor and a sex drive, you can't wait to share it with everybody else.

I love Velveeta cheese.

They think I’m simpleminded because I seem to be happy. Why shouldn’t I be happy? I have everything I ever wanted and more. Maybe I am simpleminded. Maybe that’s the key: simple.

Cheating love is just as real as un-cheating love.

I write for myself things that I've gone through.

No matter what, I always make it home for Christmas. I love to go to my Tennessee Mountain Home and invite all of my nieces and nephews and their spouses and kids and do what we all like to do - eat, laugh, trade presents and just enjoy each other... and sometimes I even dress up like Santa Claus!

Adjusting to the passage of time is a key to success and to life: just being able to roll with the punches.