I like to buy clothes that are two sizes too small and then take them in a little.

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!

I just don't have time to get old!

People say you shouldn't have plastic surgery because if God wanted you another way he would have made you that way, but I say that's a lot of crock. If God didn't want plastic surgeons, he wouldn't have given them hands to work with.

No matter how beautiful a woman might be, you're always threatened by certain... You're always threatened by

All the fame and fortune, glory and prestige, can't make me happy if it goes against what I believe.

You are the song of every bird, you are the poet's every word, every artist's picture, every writer's play.