People say you shouldn't have plastic surgery because if God wanted you another way he would have made you that way, but I say that's a lot of crock. If God didn't want plastic surgeons, he wouldn't have given them hands to work with.

I'll be like Bob Hope, touring when I'm 100.

The worst thing about poverty is not the actual living of it, but the shame of it.

I figure if I keep my health, I have no intention of retiring. I love to work. I want to be like Bob Hope.

I'm pretty sure in my older years, I'll be doing old-time flavored folk-mountain music.

I believe in my cosmetics line. There are plenty of charities for the homeless. Isn't it time someone helped the homely?

My philosophy is simple: It's a down-home, common, horse-sense approach to things.