I don't want to throw rice. I want to throw rocks.

A great smile is a wonderful asset, but a good heart is pure gold.

I think gay couples should be allowed to marry. They should suffer just like us heterosexuals.

I am amazed at the response of my being on the show. Everywhere I go, every young person points at me and says "Hi, Aunt Dolly." Or "Are you Aunt Dolly?" I love doing the show and I love Miley and Billy Ray [Cyrus]. I am proud to be her honorary Godmother.

'9 to 5,' that little song, that little story, just won't ever end. Just like 'I Will Always Love You,' it just keeps comin' back, popping up its head in one way or another.

You don't need to buy expensive cosmetics; almost anything will do if you know how to apply it.

When I have sex with my husband, I fantasize I am with a petite, hot young woman.