Some guys look better as they get older.

I have been asked to pose for Penthouse on my hundredth birthday. Everybody is going to be sorry.

I have a big gay and lesbian following and they've been very loyal and kind to me.

I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out.

If teardrops were pennies and heartaches were gold, I'd have all the treasures my pockets could hold.

Love is like a butterfly, a rare and gentle thing.

If people think I'm a dumb blonde, because of the way I look, then they're dumber than they think I am. If people think I'm not very deep because of my wigs and outfits, then they're not very deep.