If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.
I love Velveeta cheese.
[On why she doesn't exercise:] If I tried to jog with these boobs, I'd end up with two black eyes.
There's no such thing as free love. Have you seen the price of Viagra?
No matter how beautiful a woman might be, you're always threatened by certain... You're always threatened by
There's nothing like white trash at the White House.