I look like a woman, but I think like a man.

I usually get up at 3 A.M. I don't require a lot of sleep, and if I get tired, I'll take a powernap during the day.

If I have one more facelift I'll have a beard!

I've done everything every fat person ever has. I've tried every diet.

I've never let a rhinestone go unturned

Time marches on and sooner or later you realize it is marching across your face.

If you like good ol' fashion Southern soul food then, yes, I am a good cook! My specialty is chicken dumplings and poke salad.