I don't trust anyone who does their own hair. I don't think it's natural.
[On why she doesn't exercise:] If I tried to jog with these boobs, I'd end up with two black eyes.
Money is like the tide: It rolls in and it rolls out. If you clutch it, you are not going to keep it.
I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz don't mean you ain't a peach.
I just don't have time to get old!
I've been to those places where it's 'poor, pitiful me.'