I think the fact that I look totally artificial, but I am totally real, has its own kind of magic in it.

I have a good attitude. And I was born with a happy heart. I'm always looking for things to be better.

I've tried different things through the years to get some play on mainstream. I'll try to tailor-make it.

I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it.

Poor little Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan... If those little girls slept with as many men as they say in the tabloids, why their little butts would have more fingerprints than the FBI! I kinda feel sorry for them. We should give those two a break.

I'm no natural beauty. If I'm gonna have any looks at all, I'm gonna have to create them.

I will not play just an evil part. In fact, I got offered $7 million several years ago to play the part that Faye Dunaway played in 'Supergirl.' I was kind of insulted. I was impressed with the money, but I said, 'Why are you asking me to play an evil witch? Do I come across as an evil witch to you?'