Sometimes I like to run naked in the moonlight and the wind, on a little trail behind our house, when the honeysuckle blooms. It's a feeling of freedom, so close to God and nature.

I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz don't mean you ain't a peach.

[On being overweight:] If I tried to haul ass, I would have to make two trips.

When its family, you tolerate what you'd kill others for.

Our own freewill, to choose the paths we take, no greater deed could ever be done than for another's sake.

I was always a junk food person, still am.

I've never been a feminist.