I've done everything every fat person ever has. I've tried every diet.
Here you come again, looking better than a body has a right to.
I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.
As a songwriter, you respect and appreciate the writings of other people, and I often get asked, are there songs out there I wish I'd written? Yes. There's many of them!
No, I can't do rap music...
My aunt in Knoxville would bring newspapers up, which we used for toilet paper. Before we used it, we'd look at the pictures.