Adjusting to the passage of time is a key to success and to life: just being able to roll with the punches.

Now I usually try not to give advice. Information, yes, advice, no. But, what has worked for me may not work for you. Well, take for instance what has worked for me. Wigs. Tight clothes. Push up bras.

I think I became more productive through not having children. I never really had the desire to have them. My husband didn't want them either, so it worked out well.

Children have always responded to me because I have that cartoon-character look.

Until I was a teenager, I used red pokeberries for lipstick and a burnt matchstick for eyeliner. I used honeysuckle for perfume.

I never could get my hair to do what I wanted it to do, so I started wearing the wigs. It all came from a very serious place. I wanted to look a certain way.

I have a strict policy that nobody cries alone in my presence.