I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz don't mean you ain't a peach.

I'm not a politician. And I don't want to be.

We're afraid to live, because we're afraid of dying.

I’m trying my best to keep up with all this new technology and I surround myself with all these wonderful people that are in the know and kind of help me out with all that.

I'm in the public eye, so I don't care who knows what I get done. If I see something sagging, dragging, or bagging, I get it sucked, tucked, or plucked.

People will use you as long as you let them.

People are always asking me in interviews, 'What do you think of foreign affairs?' I just say, 'I've had a few.'