I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz don't mean you ain't a peach.

Find out what you are, then do it on purpose

I would honestly say that with all the awards and all the other things that I've done in my life, Dollywood is one of the greatest dreams that I've ever had come true - I am so proud of that I can't even begin to tell you, Dollywood is real special to me.

People are always asking me in interviews, 'What do you think of foreign affairs?' I just say, 'I've had a few.'

I make jokes about it, but it's the truth that I kind of patterned my look after the town tramp. I didn't know what she was, just this woman who was blond and piled her hair up, wore high heels and tight skirts, and, boy, she was the prettiest thing I'd ever seen. Momma used to say, "Aw, she's just trash," and I thought, That's what I want to be when I grow up. Trash.

When you come from where I come from, if anyone in the family makes it out, the others kind of come with you.

I still believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and true love. Don't even try to tell me different.